OWNED!

when someone has a really good come back and beats u in the arguement!

"kelly i such a slag she slept with kevin"
" well why not i mean it's not like u and him r doing nething...OWNED!"

by sophiee December 28, 2005

owned

when you make a fool of self in the presence of another.

Jim: falls off a cliff.
Bob: haha, owned.

by pinkboy September 14, 2005

own

own - to own (verb)

to own is to dominate something or someone.

1. dude, hiroshima got owned
2. dude, nagasaki got owned!

noob800: I'll get you with my pistol! *wheeze*
31337: fine, I guess my sniper just won't cut it
*no-scope headshot*
31337: you got owned

At the end of "dawn of the dead", the people got owned

by doombuddy January 4, 2007

owned

to beat (win), to beat(cause injury), to embarass, to be injured by a random catastrophy variant:pwned

"Michael Jordan would own Shaq at basketball any day"
"Did you see that video of that kid getting run over by that car? Owned!"

by Tomsoma March 1, 2004

owned

The term "Owned" was originally conjured circa 1986 by a small Canadian Apple II user's group in Langley, BC. Primary usage was similar to current internet vernacular, but was usually restricted to computer hardware and not gaming.

Use was slightly adapted to indicate superiority over another person. Or to declare that said person is merely chattel.

Man, the Apple so owns(owned) the C64!

I *own* people like you!

by E. Thwaites February 8, 2004

own

To say that something is the best or better than something else.

Nique: Those tacos were great.
Dee: Volcano's tacos are better.
Nique: What are you talking about? Douglas tacos own.

by Nique March 27, 2005

owned

A victory cry used when having conquered or captured something, especially computer servers or human egos.

A: She fell for the goatse.cx link.
B: Heh! Owned.

by THE MAN October 10, 2002