obe

A completely fat-assed individual, obese.

Dude, I would never fuck your mom on account of her being a goddamn obe.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

obes

Old, crusty, obsolete

John Howard is Obes is Obes

by Einstein August 3, 2004

oBs

Once known as The Order of the Black Sun, now known as the Order of the Bitchy Shits. They especially love getting their forums and sites hacked. oBs is a Star Wars: Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast clan.

oBs members don't have a life, so they all decided to pleasure eachother.

by Jedi Gerbil August 24, 2007

obs.

3. observation.

2. observatory.

3. obsolete.

Definition says it all

by AC December 26, 2003

obe

a message board full of the coolest people EVER :D yesh we rock. yay for obe!

i love my obeians <3

by simon quack June 28, 2004

OBS

"Darius Andino" Alternative Hip Hop artist residing in the Northwest and the East Coast. Stands for One Boys Soul, or Obscure.

Hiphophead1 :"That rapper OBS is a real artist, I was listening to his music and half way through the sky filled up with a murder of crows. "

Hiphophead2 : "He's still a lil bitch"

Hiphophead1 : "Is your mom on her way home?"

Hiphophead2 : "Dude, leave my mom alone."

Hiphophead1 : " Im just askin bruh, I wanted to spark this blunt so you can hear this OBS track and understand where im coming from,"

Hiphophead2 ; " Nah shes in cali , light that shit sonny"

*Ignites the Mary

Meanwhile........ Moms back early, While unloading groceries in the kitchen, and catches the ever pungent scent of Gods gift of sativa,

*Knock, Knock, Knock

Hiphophead1 : "huh?"

Hiphophead2 : "wuh?"

Just then, MOM KICKS THE DOOR IN, HER EYES ARE WHITE AS THE SKY, SHE CLUTCHES THE WOMB THAT ONCE HELD THIS DESTROYER THAT IS MAN. FALLS DYING TO THE FLOOR AND MUTTERS OUT HER LAST WORDS....

Mom : "Oh....BeeEs"

Bzzzzz.

by EvoleyePlusplus. June 3, 2013

OB City

Hypothetical place where everyone seems to be fat. Punning on the word "obesity".

Look at this restaurant---seems like we're in OB City!

by pentozali April 7, 2008