Craig 

Worthless loser that will forever be alone and no one cares about.

He is a Craig don't even look at him.

Craig by Jedibounty December 19, 2016

craig 

For a gay man to violently sodomize another man in a men's restroom.

"Did you hear on the news? That man got craig'd in the bathroom!"

craig by Hans Zimmerman October 22, 2008

Craig 

A person that annoys many. This man is one full of emotion and is not afraid to show it!

OH MY!!! Craig was being so annoying he always gets butt hurt about everything! :/

Craig by Scruff Dog January 14, 2016

Craig 

(verb) To masturbate under a desk or table during class.

Only applies to men masturbating as "craig" is a masculine verb. Only masturbating under a desk or table does not constitute as craiging, the deed must occur in a classroom during a lecture or other educational lesson.

Origin: From the Celtic name "Craig" transformed through anthimeria from a noun into a verb because of a dumbass of the same name performing said act.

"Hey, did you hear about that kid in Mr. Witt's class?"
"Craig? Masturbating? Yeah I heard."
"He was totally craiging!"

"Did you see our substitute teacher's cleavage?"
"Yeah, I'm totally going to craig to that"
"Great idea man, pass the hand lotion."

Craig by Celph Titled March 16, 2012

Craig 

A creepy fisherman

Example: “Who’s he?”
“That’s Craig the creepy Fisherman”

Craig by Ayyy girl 2003 January 26, 2020

craig 

the act of being "salty" or extremely over dramatic.

An old lady cut you in line at McDonald's and you get "craig" and flick her off.

craig by tabetha ruiz April 2, 2008

craig 

To cut open someones vein and fuck it, until you cum inside of the vein, killing them in the most inhumane manner.

Jerry: dude i need to get outta town! i craiged this guy last night and now he is in my closet.

Steve: Want some crack?

craig by James Fondent January 16, 2008