Chode

A penis that is as wide as it is long, (usually very small and very fat)

Also used as an insult, comparing a person that is short and fat, to a short, fat penis.

Lucy : "Ew. Melissa has such a chode."
Hayley : "Fuck. She IS a chode."

by SynchronisedFucktards April 17, 2007

Chode

A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.

Girl 1: Ewwww that fat guy tried to get at me
Girl 2: him?! I thought he was gay. I heard he has a chode.

by The real pìmp January 11, 2014

Chode

Where your cock is wider than it is long. (A horrible thing to have)

Holy fuck marshall you have a huge chode!!!!!!!

by fritty22 January 6, 2011

Chode

1) A short and fat penis.
2) A funny name to call people.
3) The area between a person's balls and asshole.

-Look at that chode!
-HAHA it's so short and fat!
~~~~
-Hey what's up?
-Nothing much...you chode.
~~~~
-Haha I convinced your mom to lick my chode.
-Ew

by Green_hen October 16, 2009

Chode

a short fat dick

You'll never get laid cuz u got a fukkin chode

by G-g-g-g rizzle June 11, 2009

Chode

A stumpy dick doorknob

I would have bought condoms, but they didn't have chode size

by bsbl4ebff January 6, 2014

Chode

An asian Woman with a huge dick and she puts sprinkles on it before she gets a blow job from the man.

Did you hear about that asain women that got a blow job on her chode?

by dude405 March 25, 2011