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(1) noun: a gross short/fat penis.

(2) noun: a dickhead who has a short/fat penis and the
blunt of all jokes.

(1) Dude, yesterday, james was so drunk that he went into the girls bathroom and sat on the toilet and threw up on his chode!

(2) James is such a chode that his only companion is his fish named george, who lives in an alcohol bottle. He is holding jamie's headband hostage with hope that someday she will have sex with him, only nobody will ever have sex with him since he is such a chode (and those who will sex him, he will go limp inside).
by chodeville May 05, 2007
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Someone who resembles Bizarre Foods host Andrew Zimmern.
Everyday Mark reminds me more of that fat, faggot ass Travel Channel chode.
by ummnonymous February 08, 2010
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A penis longer then it is wide.
Thom: "Hey mom, why is my cock so think, but so short??"

Mom: " You have a chode thom, GTFO"
by mynamesbrandonagain September 14, 2009
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Dickhole band teachers who have been doing their jobs way to long and take everything way to seriously. They tend to try to act cool but look like total dicks in the end. Chodes also attemept to rape their students as much as possible.
Student 1: Look at Mr. Keating over there trying to act cool

Student 2: What a dick

Student 3: Yea, he's such a chode
by chocolate hotdog MKAY May 22, 2011
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a nasty short fat dick! or just a cool word to call people
"god damn get ur chode outta here"
by §hàn August 15, 2004
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this is a penis that is wider than it is in length a very unfortunate disease
dude i think i have a chode
by adolf October 13, 2003
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A chode is a penis that is fatter (wider) than it is long.
Gannon is a chode because his penis is short and stubby.
by Adam Joseph February 20, 2007
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