(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.
by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014
by king_D_ February 27, 2021
When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.
Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
by Papford September 29, 2021
When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into her homemade soup without telling you and pass out during a family dinner!
by Papford September 25, 2021
When you are highly intoxicated off Chronic or alcohol to the point the cops find you at near death condition
by Therealestdude January 4, 2016
by scrantonsquirrels October 12, 2015
She's the offices' Waste Witch.
by G1G1 November 22, 2018