Kraken pussy

The type of vagina so foul its inner lips have morphed into tentacles. The kraken pussy is of a mean temperament and has been known to put out its tentacles in order to grab and devour anything that comes too near its den.

Kraken pussy can be so deadly and quick it can snatch the hat off of a head without ruffling a single hair.

Victims of the kraken pussy are taken deep into its inner lair where it is rumored to be the actual entrance to Davy Jones locker.

Dale: "omg, so I met this woman on tinder last night and I barely escaped with my life! She had a kraken pussy, its tentacles nearly broke my leg!"

Polly: "after years of hard use and putting a lot of miles on my old cooter, it finally grew a tentacle! Little bugger even offered a light for my cigarette! I love my kraken pussy!

by Redlightsquirrel October 25, 2023

pussy smackd

when someone hits a pussy with their dick or hand to make a girl moan

boy 1:DUDE U pussy smackd SO HARD I HEARD HER MOAN
boy 2:MATE WHY WERE U AT MY HOUES

by r30.0 June 23, 2022

Crack pussy

When a girl do crack, she has crack pussy

-Yo you know Eli I smashed her last night

-You she does crack right

-So
-She has crack pussy bro

by Sir capelot October 11, 2020

birthday pussy

Boy can eat out a there girlfriend pussy ( cat ) on there birthdays for a present

Omg i love eating out my girl as a present ( birthday pussy )

by Jason. Somoa September 5, 2021

Some pussy

Will really cheer you up

"Yo dude"
"what?"
"you look like you need some pussy"
"Dude you know im gay"

by 56Explosivediareahabrats May 1, 2022

Glass pussy

Invariably fragile and easy to smash

She’s a fucking mess , glass pussy for sure

by Fingez _dominguez October 9, 2021

Hot car pussy

When you have been riding in the hot car and things get a bit musky down there.

Baby, I gotta take a shower before we have fun because I got hot car pussy.

by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019