Engineer

Gaming

Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance...
...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer...
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.

by Engineergamingexpandededition December 10, 2021

Catering Engineer

One who repairs and/or installs equipment for the catering industry

I searched catering engineer Glasgow to find Diverse Catering Services. He repaired my commercial fryer, I had initially searched as I wanted to engineer a new meal

by Glasgow repairman August 19, 2022

Crypto Earning Engineer

An individual who earns cryptocurrency as a living. Crytpo earnings are generated via buying and holding, staking, mining, or setting up Masternodes.

After years of dabbling in crypto, I am now able to be a full time crypto earning engineer. I generate crypto daily by trading, staking, mining, and setting up masternodes.

by Mr. Crypto February 14, 2022

ego-engineering

When an Engineer is consumed with self-esteem and glory, that despite the downfalls of the supporting product, environment, or company, and subsequent technical debt they are surrounded with (and possibly creating), they assist on creating the "shinny" new thing, and taking all the glory for its bloated success.

James Bond loved being in the spotlight so much, that he sacrificed the integrity of his work and well being of his team, to speedily re-created the company website on his own without consulting his team members. The results worked well, for 1/2 of all customers, but hey! Its really shinny! His ego-engineering communications and broadcast got him promoted, though he continues to break and create technical debt for the Company.

by code-dave August 12, 2024

make-and-break engine

An old-style "one-lunger" power-plant dat guys love working on and fussing over, but which takes up so much of their time and energy dat dey tend to make their significant other feel ignored or left out, and thus said female main squeeze may decide to "break it off" with said motor-head, forcing him to rush back to her and "make up".

Bert Dow was not married; his sister Lela lived with him to cook and keep house. So while she may have been irritated at da noise of --- and da time dat Bert spent servicing --- da make-and-break engine on his "Tidely Idley" boat, she was probably not gonna go so far as to bail on him because of it.

by QuacksO February 1, 2023

STEAM ENGINE

The concept of a nasty dragon but you need to pull her hair for the desired effect. When you give it a yank all the seman pours out her nose. Tooooot toooot!!!

I gave her a steam engine last night, it felt so good like riding into the sun set. I really tugged her hair like the reigns of a wild stallion.

by Greg from The Committee May 3, 2021

Finger engineering

The act of designing and engineering a building or construction project on the site and making things up as you go, with no predesigned plans.

Damn, the contractor and the owner are finger engineering the fuck out of this project. I hope it doesn't bite them in the ass with the building department when they try to pull an inspection.

by Coroyo70 June 12, 2021