Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
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The engineer that put this machine together was so inept, he just have just received his Engineeric Santorum in stead of a degree.
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I gave her a steam engine last night, it felt so good like riding into the sun set. I really tugged her hair like the reigns of a wild stallion.
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