softboi engineer

the opposite of a brogrammer.

An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.

boy: ya I do yoga and read tarot cards. I don't wanna talk about my tech job.

girl: you're a softboi engineer

by anonymous May 13, 2022

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Engineeric Santorum

Work from an engineer so terrible, it can only be that they have received a Santorum; a frothy mixture of lube, cum, and fecal matter.

The engineer that put this machine together was so inept, he just have just received his Engineeric Santorum in stead of a degree.

by CanadianGeese April 4, 2021

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red engine

Word that denotes Hiv+ person who is going around sleeping with others without telling them that they are infected.

Did you hear that Leah has been sleeping with Trent? Yeah you know i heard that she has that Red engine and refuses to let her partners know about it.

by buge April 25, 2014

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Appalachian engineering

When no one makes what is need to successfully make something functional

Unable to purchases proper parts so Appalachian engineering to fabric what is needed to make something work.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

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He solves problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. He solves practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by him, built by him, and you best hope.... not pointed at you

Heavy: Engineer, put dispenser here (pootis)

by Melodic Whale March 2, 2020

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