Windows 

A graphical shell for downloading and burning Linux install CDs

"Did you actually install Windows on this machine?"
"Yes, but it's the only machine I have access to and I need to download an ISO to install Linux."

Windows by Fredrik Lindroth May 9, 2008

windows 

A crappy operating system made by retarded monkeys.
It is known for the infamous Blue Screen of Death

Oh, crap I got a blue screen of death and I didn't save my paper. Screw Windows!

windows by 71KR117 May 31, 2009

windows 

I OS that had its flaws in the past, but since the NT core has been used has fix many of the flaws. Writen in 32bit, soon a 64bit version will be out of the 64bit cpu's.

"Will this Windows XP software work on my abacuses?"

windows by Mason July 11, 2003

windows 

A crap OS that if you delete one file it messes up your computer and cant do anything. Cost too much. yeah ill admit it is easy to use before it crashes on you every 2 seconds. I use linux if you use linux that probably means you know alot about computers you almost have too linux is VERY stable and if free beat that windows. and it pretty much comes with MS office (just diff name in linux)

linux is so easy because i know about computers that is why all of you n00bs have to use crappy windows

windows by palbert January 9, 2004

windows 

An OK operating system that gets beaten on way to much, mostly by Mac lovers that if attempted to make a OS would be worse than Windows..if thats possible..damn there does another Windows insult

I bought Windows XP, they came out with SP2...lame

windows by Keenan Cameron March 2, 2005

windows 

Worse OS ever created for a computing system. It's extremely compatible if you can keep it running for more than 10 mins w/o it crashing. And it's also the most widely used system. Now, get off ur easy way ass, and G37 4 (\/)4C!

Wow...Windows crashed...again.

windows by STA71K August 1, 2003

Windows 

windows xp: a sucky OS that crashes every 5 minutes,
even more assed up coz it slows down after every installation and after every download,often caused by stupid assed programmers who wrote the stupid program

windows xp, the worst OS since the invention of computers

Windows by charli January 19, 2004