sleep 

An extremely serious medical condition that occurs due to a lack of caffiene, glucose, taurine, but most likely all of the above. Symptoms of this condition include very low brain function, loss of brain function, and complete blindness for the duration of the symptoms.

Tom: I think I might sleep...
Harry: No! Not you too buddy! Have another can of Red Bull.

sleep by matchsticky July 8, 2011

sleep 

overrated, yet necessary if you'd like to function semi-normally for about 5 hours per day.

sleep by Siberian Monkey Doo September 28, 2003

Sleep 

A fantastic drug that every person in the world is addicted to. This is something with which we are born with a hereditary built up tolerance to, deeming it absolutely impossible to ever have enough to truly satisfy our craving for it.

David: Hey man, you look like shit
Enrique: I know, I barely got any sleep yesterday
David: How much did you get
Enrique: 8 hours, but it never seems like enough

Sleep by superfragilisticexpialidocious March 14, 2012

sleep 

What is this "sleep" you speak of?

"Go to sleep"? Is that like going to church?

sleep by B-Drac November 8, 2003

sleep 

Verb/Action

Lying still ( usually in the dark) for an extended period of time (varying in each circumstance) until consciousness dissipates. Cognition can then return in several different ways; First occuring naturally, after an indeterminate amount of time, depending on an individuals sleep cycle and biorhythm. Secondly, it can manually be regained through use of an alarm either with a clock, a watch, or a phone. Lastly awareness of perception can be retrieved prematurely though abrupt, obnoxious external auditory and/or physical means, being the least likely of ways anyone would prefer to wake up.

I'm going to go to sleep now... GOD FUCKING HELP YOU IF YOU FUCKING WAKE ME UP BEFORE 12. Good night.

sleep by Insomnatic June 7, 2013

Sleep 

Something most high schoolers don't get

How much do I sleep? I don't know probably about 9 hours a week

Sleep by Ihatelifern May 8, 2017

Sleep 

You obviously know what sleep means. You’re just bored and tried

Go to sleep

Bob went to sleep

Sleep by Apathetically June 21, 2018