Sleep

This is what lesser beings without the internet do.

I don't need sleep; I've got twenty more episodes to watch!

by Alpacamazing July 10, 2014

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The main reason you’re late to school or work 24/7.

I should have gone to sleep earlier, now I’m late for work!

by Winteroses February 7, 2019

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It’s times like this I wonder who writes these definitions. Sleep is synonymously slang for unaware or not woke

Y’all sleep on the meaning of sleep

by Unsleepy me June 16, 2020

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This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.

Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.

Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.

Mother: "Have you been getting enough sleep?"
Student: "What on earth is that?"

by Feebz November 11, 2014

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