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Sleep

Something you really don't want to do but once it's started you won't want to stop.

So basically drugs.

Good for you...
Dude: Wanna go do sleep?

Me: Um... Ok....

Me: * can't stop doing sleep*
by brosiog January 16, 2015
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a blissful something that students don't get because of homework.
I only got 3 hours of sleep because Ms. Goldstein gave us a paper to do.
by missherondale June 3, 2014
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Something over half the population of human beings can't do properly
Dude 1: Did you sleep well last night? You look dead
Dude 2: No I actually did not
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What is your favourite thing to do?
I LIKE SLEEPING BUT I CANT SLEEP IF U KEEP TEXTING ME AT 3 AM!!
by Avathequava July 9, 2020
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by Don’t ask mf April 16, 2021
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Guy: I am going to sleep.

Girl: You mean die for a little?
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This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.

Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.

Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
Mother: "Have you been getting enough sleep?"
Student: "What on earth is that?"
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