swat team

Giving fly swatters to all the kids at the picnic/bar-b-que and telling them they are in charge of pest control.

I didn't have a single fly on my paper plate thanks to my swat team.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

Philippine swat

Used to infer that someone is incompetent and/or is a coward. Demonstrated by the total incompetence of the Philippine swat team in dealing with the hijacking of a tour bus in manila on 23rd August 2010.

Son, you better work hard or you'll end up a Philippine swat

by respecttogign August 24, 2010

twat swat

to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.

"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"

by k.sweezy June 11, 2009

Bong Swat

A single hit of Marijuana usually packed in a small bowl.
When more than one person is partaking, they are packed one at a time for each person.

"Hey dude, Im watching TV doin some bong swats."

by Jesse Lee Creech January 28, 2006

twat-swat

The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female

I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!

by dave.g September 9, 2008

Twat Swat

female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up

Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.

by a2coyote January 15, 2010

Twat Swatting

When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.

guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"

guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"

guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "

guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!

by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 4, 2009