The male equivalent to a queef. Air trapped in the urethra of the penis that is released suddenly, creating an unusually loud high pitched and oddly dry whistle.
All that birthday suit brisk running got my billy gibbons feeling ready to meef.
by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023
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Better know as “mason moniz”. From the discreet town of Cumberland Rhode Island. Mason grew up here for 10 years until he got his name “meef”. He liked the name meef and he basically took it away from everyone else cuz he’s a fucking beast
Yo meef past the stick bro
Aye meef whats good bro how u been

meef stay chiefing god dammmm
by masedakid September 22, 2020
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When a partner blows air into your urethra causing a fart like noise as the pressure escapes. The male version of a queef.
Raisin gave me a celebratory meef after our last call, that shit was weird.
by Jersey Jenn December 2, 2020
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Phallic flatulence

High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.

See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis

Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
Wow Chad, my tire pressure is kinda low can you meef them up.

Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?

No I meefed.

Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.

Plural- Meefs

Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
by TopherAssMan August 1, 2021
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A way to relate to something

me AF but spelled MEEF
I’m so tired I got no sleep last night” “Meef “
by Kronk$$ February 24, 2023
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Noun; It's Beef Jerky and Milk.
Hey Man, do you got any Meef in your refrigerator? I'm kind of hungry.
by KarmaKittens July 18, 2020
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When a man farts and the fart travels past his taint to his balls, a man queef
Tom was sitting in class when he meefed, he blushed.
by Psychedelic_samuel August 29, 2019
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