empty

when someone has their house to themselves due to their parents being on holiday etc. usually resulting in parties, booze, drugs, clunge and the occasional 'mad cunt' who turns up just to cause trouble by 1. stealing your microwave or 2. shitting in your kettle

wee davie has an empty this weekend, plenty of booze, burds and it'll be full of mad cunts!!

by mad cunt1 March 9, 2011

empty

A feeling of hollowness.

I feel so empty now that he's gone.

by Brittany is the best September 26, 2005

empty

buy an empty mug

this mug is empty

by yeahbecusstuff July 24, 2018

empty

Scottish slang used by teenagers to describe when their parents and siblings have gone out for the night and they have the house to themselves.

"Do you wanna come round to my bit tonight? I've got an empty."

by sarah May 8, 2004

empty

When you've orgasmed too much and have run out of cum.

Looks like no more cum shot face.. Babe i'm so empty!

by Oooooh baby April 11, 2006

empty

When you're toey as a roman sandal and need a root you go for a? "EMPTY"

Person 1 - "Fuck I'm toey I might go for an empty"

Person 1's brother - "There's the Polly waffle off you trot"

by The 1/4 fijian August 6, 2007

Empty / Empties

Empty can of beer. Seldom found alone, it prefers the company of other 'empties' and has even been known to socialise with other brands.

1) Where do I put my empty?
2) Throw your fuckin empties out the window
3) Throw your empties on Mick's lawn when we drive past..heheheheheh

by Berserker December 8, 2004