hoi sin 

It's some kind of brown sauce which looks and taste like shit and smells like ass.

James puts hoi sin sauce on his duck pancakes

hoi sin by Fiona Moore-O'toole January 10, 2005

Hoisington 

To condemn as a failure; used as an expletive to express anger, annoyance, disgust, etc.

A women walks out of a store, carrying paper sacks, it is pouring rain outside, much to her dismay, the bottom of the bags break open, and she promptly states "Hoisington"!

Hoisington by wsjball November 4, 2009

Hoisington 

Hoisington, home of the Cardinals, otherwise known as Ho-town, is where most teenage boys from the Great Bend area go if they want a garuantee to get laid. The town is known for its enormous array of sluts who will blow any guy who comes wandering into the city limits. Girls there are also quite dramatic and try to cause as much drama as humanly possible. Furthermore, you are likely to catch an STD, so please do not choose Hoisington unless it is a last resort.

"Dude I needa get laid"
"Problem solved, Hoisington has plenty of chicks who put out."
Hell ya dude, we better buy some rubbers and wrap that shit twice so we dont catch tha herps!"

Hoisington by Hotkoolaid10 July 13, 2011

Hoisin Fuck 

Is the act of giving anal sex to an Asian person whilst they are trying to have a shit.

My date last night asked me to the bathroom and asked me to give her/him a hoisin fuck. I had to decline because you can't do that in a restaurant without getting very messy.

Hoisin Fuck by Moksa666 July 20, 2011

Hoisington drunk 

When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.

Could also be called a “great bender”

boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp

Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?

Hoisington drunk by Divebombs November 2, 2021

Jake Hoisington 

An absolute G.O.A.T

He is a Jake hoisington

Jake Hoisington by anonymous May 31, 2021