by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018
by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018
To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"
After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"
by ShoesRBad April 16, 2003
A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death.
It's real, don't look it up.
It's real, don't look it up.
Guy1: "Hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?"
Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"
Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"
by Kage-sama January 28, 2015
The belief that life, the universe and everything is really just the insides of a cosmic tomato and that we all await a great, lycopene-filled salvation at the hands of our liberator Heinz (or Felix or any other brand of ketchup).
You: Wait, do you actually believe in Tomatism?
Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.
Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.
by Flying-Potato January 19, 2018
pico: honey its symptomatic im demolishing automatic wubdnhebhwb hunenimolsh tomatic
boyfriend: ba bep bo ba bep beh beh ba bep bo ba bep beh beh
boyfriend: ba bep bo ba bep beh beh ba bep bo ba bep beh beh
by UltimateTV3 May 16, 2021
by pedro November 11, 2004