5 definitions by Messy Jelly

tomater

Tomato said in a southern accent

Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all dung dang did."

by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018

tomater

Tomato said with a southern accent

Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all sure dung I did!"

by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018

Blug

Short for Butt-plug

Steven: "Damn man this blug is up so deep"
Vladamir *in Russian accent* : "1 blug. 2 blug. Red blug. blue blug"

by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018

Scoop

Imagine a scenario where your friend comes back after being with a girl. Many men would ask: "did she spit or swallow?" But now, there's a third option. "did she scoop?" Scooping is essentially when a female (or male) is giving head to completion and initially spits the ejaculate onto the ground (or really any surface). However, upon rethinking their action of spitting, they then decide to "scoop" with their hand said ejaculate off of the ground and then swallow it. Hence "Scooping"

"Yo Chad did she spit, swallow, or scoop?"

"I just felt bad and I didn't want to leave a stain on the rug so...I scooped."

by Messy Jelly December 18, 2018

Hitting a Pocket

When you become way higher than you expected to and feel fucking amazing.

"Dude, I can't feel my legs. I think I'm hitting a pocket."
"Hey did you hit a pocket? You look way zoinked out"
"If you're trying to hit a pocket, rip this bong"

by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018