Jerkal

Always having a tendency to screw things up without even trying. A God given gift of jacking things up.

I don't want that guy hanging around us, he always pulls a jerkal.

by FlickDawg April 15, 2003

Jerkal Tunnel

Carpal tunnel from jerking off too much is jerkal tunnel.

I rub one out at least 5 times a day, hope I don't get jerkal tunnel.

by AmberLyn February 25, 2012

Jerkal Tunnel Syndrome

Similar to "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome": pain, tingling, and other problems in your hand because of pressure on the median nerve in your wrist. Caused by excessive jerking-off.

Dude, I can't even grip the computer mouse - too much wacking-off last night. Shit - I think I have jerkal tunnel syndrome!

by JSJoyce July 28, 2009