Mordeth 

one uncivilized, warped minded person who enjoys masturbation and getting liquored (among other things)

"Where's Mordeth"
*hears the sound of masterbation and simultaneous gulping noises*
"Bathroom. Think he brought the T.V in there"

Mordeth by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Mordeth 

Can also be an action. Doing a "mordeth" involves promising something, and failing to deliver upon it for a surprisingly long length of time.

(Example: When asked to download the contents of two CDs in college, put it onto CD and send it, he took two months when any normal person would take less than a week)

You'd better not pull a mordeth on me!
I won't do a mordeth this time, honestly!

Mordeth by phaxx May 21, 2003

Mordeth 

Highly experienced barrel-squasher. (And other forms of seating, no doubt.)

OMG, you totally mordethed that chair!
Get your fat ass off there before you mordeth it!

Mordeth by phaxx May 21, 2003

mordetwi 

a ship between mordecai from popular cartoon regular show and twilight sparkles from popular cartoon my little pony

most popular for a drawing that included song lyrics to airplanes by B.o.B

person 1: you know mordetwi?
person 2: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
person 1: i could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now.

mordetwi by sodanyx July 15, 2021

Mordechai 

A Mordechai is a smart, logical, and wise human being. They can sometimes come out as cold, but are really funny, talented, and entertaining when you befriend them. They can also seem like a show off, but everyone can admit they are good at what they do.

Girl: Ugh! I hate Mordechai!
Boy: Oh come on, he's actually really funny and cool once you get to know him!
Girl: But he is such a show off!
Boy: Yeah but he is really good at what he does!
Girl: I suppose...

Mordechai by Estie Defines January 1, 2018

Mordetwi 

A meme that has been haunting me for the past few weeks.

Person: Hey have you heard of the mordetwi meme?
Me: 💀

Mordetwi by Ibukiisloveandlife August 19, 2021

Moshe Mordechai

Moshe Mordechai is a caring and sweet boy. He is very kind and very competitive and pretty innocent tbh . Generally is obsessed with basketball, and generally has extremely attractive friends named Yosef, Yaakov and

Gavriel. Has short hair and wears a lot of hoodies.

Hey Moshe Mordechai, you know kobe died?
*screams profusely in agony* “DON’T REMIND ME!!!”

Moshe Mordechai by Yourmumisgaylolripyou February 20, 2020