Literally, the acronym BFFWFN, which translates to "Bad From Far, Worse From Near". This term refers to an individual who may find someone unattractive from a distance, yet from up close, he or she looks even more repulsive.
Dave saw Rhonda from across the street and realized that she was busted up. He later bumped into her at the corner store and nearly hurled all over that biffwiffin.
n: boyfriend/girlfriend, originating from the online slang "bf/gf". syn: dating, together, in a relationship.
1. -"I've seen Mary and Jon around frequently, and most of the time they're holding hands and gazing lovingly into each other's eyes. Are they biffgiff?"
2. -"Hey, yo, are you guys biffgiff?"
-"Nahh, dawg, we just do the horizontal mambo."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'