spastard 

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

spastard by Ashley November 12, 2002

spastard 

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

spastard by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

spastard 

A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.

You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.

spastard by mmmmmmkay August 16, 2005

spastard 

Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!

Daniel is a spastard

spastard by Shaun Walker March 2, 2005

spagtard 

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.

stop acting like a spagtard

spagtard by mike444444 August 28, 2009

spamtard

spammer + retard = spamtard.

dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam

spamtard by Soy December 1, 2003

spaktard 

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

spaktard by jefi b December 7, 2004