Tublet 

A cuddle-punching, cat-loving internet denizen who can often be found on Yahoo Answers. Tublet is well known for riding the bus and having an affinity for cute, furry hamsters. Upsetting Tublet may result in the offender receiving a slap to the face. However, anyone who is an 8.5 or above on a scale of 1-10 is immune from such punishment.

I asked Tublet for a cuddle-punch and all I got was a slap to the face because I'm only a 6 on a scale of 1-10.

Tublet by revengi June 30, 2009

Tublet 

A chubby person who sits on the bus.
originated by Richard Baron...AkA "Riblet"

Rich: "Sit down tublet"

Tublet by Sheebs December 10, 2004

Grum tublet 

A small ugly women, who has goblin like features with a fierce temper.

Cor blimey, that Ann Widdecombe is a Grum tublet

Grum tublet by The Archbishop of Banterbury2 June 12, 2011

Tablet Baby 

(A.K.A iPad baby) A person typically in high school born post-2004, who has the attention of a goldfish. You can just tell as a child they had a tablet glued to their face. Can be used as an insult.

You can't stand still for ten seconds without the urge to look at a screen you fucking tablet baby.

(90% of competitive Fortnite players)

Tablet Baby by pharmius February 9, 2021

tablet zombie 

opt. 'mobile zombie' people with a device in hands, frozen in space, as if going somewhere, their need to respond to a new e-mail or check updates caught them by surprise.

These people can walk slowly with their tablet or mobile in hands, reminding zombies. Sometimes they hide in far cafe corners and become similar to a self-absorbed plankton, swaying on the waves.

By ignoring surroundings tablet zombies can create dangerous situations in public spaces such as subway or street. Some users say that they can do the familiar path having no problems, without looking at the road. However, this leads to many risks...

- How did you get that bruise?!
- Yesterday I went to a mall and I've slammed my forehead into a strange guy!
- Holy cow!
- Yeah, that crazy guy was keeping staring at his Samsung right before getting off from the escalator!
- It was a tablet zombie by the way
- Wow! They are here!

tablet zombie by digitalvocabulary.com June 12, 2014

salt tablet 

A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it

Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!

salt tablet by Peetiewonder February 7, 2007

Pirin Tablets 

Aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

Armand: Are you giving him drugs? What the hell are pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

Pirin Tablets by salsashark914 July 1, 2012