Monkeychops 

Face like a monkey. Term of endearment or harmless jesting.

Hello monkeychops!

Monkeychops by Kate Williams August 18, 2003

Monkeychoke 

Verb/Noun

To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.

A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.

A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.

Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.

After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.

Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?

Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...

Monkeychoke by Now You Know June 21, 2011

MonkeyHorseShit 

When something is really really fucked up,Discriptive noun

Man this ChickenFucker job is some MonkeyHorseShit

MonkeyHorseShit by David November 23, 2002

[monkeychoker] 

One of the biggest craps you can possibly take,named because its so hard to push out its like trying to choke a monkey,it'll fight back without sufficient force.Two other variations are the catchoker(weaker)and the and sheepchoker(super weak).

Dude after i had that jacked up hamburger,i had to go take the biggest monkeychoker of my life,i thought i was gonna die.

[monkeychoker] by Davion Williams January 19, 2009

monkey chops 

when i need a home and ive got no-one to trust or share, i got a £50 note and burned it with a match using a-level maths to chant to jerry springer when it is really crap, i used to have a telivisiion but the sprites died. The monkey chops ate me with their leader some call Jebus, but some call geoff

I need a monkey to sit on.

monkey chops by Ralfh October 14, 2004