The calmest person you'll ever meet. They can be shy at first but once you get to know them they're really out going. They know how to make you feel better with their jokes and hilariouspersonality. Sometimes though they pretend not to care deep down they're hurting. Never hurt an Eto
Every one needs Eto in their life
Sounds like an Asian name rhyming with "neato". Intellectual yet fun, unfiltered, strong, adaptable, and a penchant for the erotic. Also possessing the ability to make light in almost any situation.
Eto'oBall is a term used to describe the sport of "Soccer" or "Football". It relates to the Man/God that is Samuel Eto'o. As he is the definition of Soccer, the sport can also be called "Eto'oBall".
Man 1: "Hey broseff, let's do somethingextremely radical, that isn't gay."
Man 2: "Would you like to partake in the noble sport of Eto'oBall, my good sir?"