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The calmest person you'll ever meet. They can be shy at first but once you get to know them they're really out going. They know how to make you feel better with their jokes and hilarious personality. Sometimes though they pretend not to care deep down they're hurting. Never hurt an Eto
Every one needs Eto in their life
Have you seen the new girl
Yeah seems like an Eto to me
Eto by Rowan joe August 16, 2019
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S-senpai > / / / <
Etooooo...
Ore wa...
Honto ni...
AISHITERU.
Eto by Huustla December 9, 2018
Eto:

Sounds like an Asian name rhyming with "neato". Intellectual yet fun, unfiltered, strong, adaptable, and a penchant for the erotic. Also possessing the ability to make light in almost any situation.
Man that guy went full Eto at the funeral making everyone laugh.
Eto by Etod July 11, 2014
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Shit, your website went down, any ETO?

When's the ETO?
ETO by Danny S November 27, 2005
A former stud who suddenly becomes domesticized and the sight of them makes you want to vomit.
That dude used to be awesome but he totally became an Eto who defends choir and weak finance professionals.
Eto by Kariyas Cuz December 16, 2025

Eto'oBall 

Eto'oBall is a term used to describe the sport of "Soccer" or "Football". It relates to the Man/God that is Samuel Eto'o. As he is the definition of Soccer, the sport can also be called "Eto'oBall".
Man 1: "Hey broseff, let's do something extremely radical, that isn't gay."
Man 2: "Would you like to partake in the noble sport of Eto'oBall, my good sir?"
Eto'oBall by Fishguts1 July 6, 2012