Being patronizing while neglecting someone at the same time. It’s having your cake and also eating it, without consequences for an act normally considered fighting words! It also highly insults one’s intelligence.

The manager at the mechanic shoppe acted incredibly Christ-like when facing an angry customer whom he deemed very unimportant. He was patronizing the customer, and the customer called him on it, so the manager pretended that the call (by the customer) was not indicating that his true feelings of arrogance were transparent to the customer. The neglectigent behavior of the shoppe manager made for a tense situation where another mechanic thought he could beat the Hell out of the customer. A lot is going on here!

neglectigent by Freckel Beary Hound September 8, 2021

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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