cocksphyxiation 

n. Lifethreatening condition causing lack of oxygen due to excessive amounts of cock. Usually suffered by trendsbians when their antics cause a stir in the football team at frat parties. Most cases are caused orally, though some cases have been caused by excessive choad usage in a more traditional manner.

"Hi, I'm Johnny Noxville and this is cocksphyxiation..."

"Cocksphyxiation, the silent killer"

cocksphyxiation by poopypants April 1, 2003

cocksphyxiation 

A condition where the brain does not recieve enough oxygen due to A MOUTHFULL OF CAWK

Laura's face turned purple when I put some mad cocksphyxiation on her.

cocksphyxiation by taint3d0ne March 31, 2003

cocksphyxiation 

when u have 2 much cock and u choke and die

My gf had cocksphyxiation and choked on my dick.

cocksphyxiation by Jewish April 1, 2003