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Cum Dodger 

After engaging in sex, your spouse or girlfriend initially get's on her knees when you're climaxing up to an orgasm.

You will begin to ejaculate while she dodges your semen, thus leaving you unsatisfactory.
"Hey John, how was that night out with your wife ? "
"Ehh, she's a cum dodger Frank!" John said with a frown.
"You should divorce that bitch!" as Frank shouted.
Cum Dodger by ResEve0 February 9, 2009

african cum dodger 

a african person who avoids cum shots
ceo of der magaizine cheyenee avoids facial is a african cum dodger
african cum dodger by coltray October 25, 2009

cum dogger 

one who begs to be ejaculated on
Miguel Y. begged his boyfriend to nut on his face, what a cum dogger

cumdodger 

When a girl says you can come on her face, then suddenly jerks her head to avoid the skeet.
I cant believe that cumdodging bitch didnt let me skeet skeet skeet goddamn!
cumdodger by Christian Robinson February 26, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026