Too bad she's a cum dodger.
After engaging in sex, your spouse or girlfriend initially get's on her knees when you're climaxing up to an orgasm.
You will begin to ejaculate while she dodges your semen, thus leaving you unsatisfactory.
"Hey John, how was that night out with your wife ? "
"Ehh, she's a cum dodger Frank!" John said with a frown.
"You should divorce that bitch!" as Frank shouted.