Promit

Pretty much the most badass thing in the history of the world

Sanjeem is soooooooooo Promit

by Sanjeem May 31, 2011

Promit

Pormit is a sad frog that has no friends. Promit is also ungrateful for what he has and constantly seeks attention. Known for being a dead last as well as a loser

Person 1- "look at promit, hes bothering the girls from table 3

Girls- "promit stop. We won't go on a date with you!, teacher! Hes bothering us!"

Teacher- "promit, detention for 2 weeks"

by Blake(taken by yang) February 24, 2019

Promit

Promit is a green frog, also known as a loser and dead last

Christina: look at promit the frog guys

Adrain: haha, did you guys see my ig post about promit "has no friends"

by BlakeKarmaMidnight February 24, 2019

Promit

The act of becoming so intoxicated during prom that you puke everywhere

Did you see La'dasha last night? that bitch promited all over the dance floor

by Leslie Dolphin May 9, 2014

Promitting

Vomiting while partying

Adams drank so much at his birthday party and starting promitting the whole night - what a trooper

by dazzasheer February 9, 2020

promit

What many people feel like doing around prom season when all anyone can seem to talk about is prom, which includes every detail about your dress, who your date is, and of course letting everyone within 5 feet of you know about all of your group's drama. Well guess what? NO ONE CARES.

Within 5 minutes of class Donna found the need to tell me all of her prom plans. I learned that her dress is actually pink not fuchsia, Joe is getting kicked out of their group because he won't pay the $75 party bus fee, and pictures are going to be at Stacy's now because she has a spiral staircase with 34 steps and Harold doesn't...Now I'm going to go promit all over the next person who mentions prom.

by NeutrogenaWave May 12, 2009

promite

An even asshole-y version of marmite.

Sharkiesha: This promite tastes like something but i cant quite put my finger on it
Fletch: OH, it's like the marmite i licked out of your crack last night, except it's gone stale...
Sharkiesha: I marmited you up the penis hole last night.
Sharkiesha: I can't find the aboriginals, where are the marmite and the promite?
Fletch: What?

by Johena August 4, 2014