Promitis 

To be superfantastically excited for an upcoming event called Prom. You have been waiting impatiently for the event and now that Prom night is not far away, you've been experiencing strong, impatient feelings about how long it is taking for Prom to get here. Some people encounter side effects like irritability, craziness, and an intense eagerness.

Oh my goodness, I can't wait for Prom!! I NEED to get my nail's done soon. I think I have promitis.

Promitis by Clarkster April 15, 2010

promotisement 

An advertisement disguised as a promotion or a promotion disguised as an advertisement.

1) Fox News presented Tea Bag events as news. However, they were a promotisement for Fox News sponsored events.

2) Commercials during television news programs that present products and services as real news bulletins. The mortgage industry collapse created a new bred of opportunistic promotisements.

promotisement by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009

Proitis 

The very common combination of the laziness a student exhibits on their senior year of high school, otherwise known as senioritis, and procrastination. Thus, senioritis + procrastination = proitis.

1: Dude, have you done your enlgish paper yet?
2: Naw, i will turn it in next class
1: It was due 3 weeks ago! You definately have proitis
2: Can't help it...

Proitis by guess who denda is April 25, 2011

profitise 

To profit from something/one

Chris profitised off small children in Africa

profitise by CarnageLTK June 16, 2023

Promiti 

A regal sovereign, worthy of all, surpassing the bounds of enchantment. Devoid of her presence, the world languishes in misery. Her purpose, to bestow joy and contentment upon all, defines her as a pure and noble soul. In the grand tapestry of existence, she reigns as a beacon of grace, casting a radiant aura upon all who bask in her presence. Her benevolence, akin to a regal decree, bestows tranquility and warmth, weaving a realm of serenity. A paragon of nobility, her essence elevates the very essence of life's symphony.

moving with a regal poise, captivating all with her dignified presence, embodying the queen described in eloquent verses. She’s Promiti

Promiti by Rafid.pp November 21, 2023

Promptist 

A slur to use for AI artists, since we desperately need one

"So I want the person to have brown hair and blue eyes in a dark forest."

"Are you actually using AI to make art? You promptist!"

Promptist by kizu_kiii22 July 10, 2025