shit waffle 

leaving a big dump on someone's laptop keyboard and pushing the screen down, making a shit waffle.

Beau left his laptop out when he passed out so I left a big shit waffle on his computer.

shit waffle by zombiekilla1998 March 9, 2009

Shit Waffle 

A person that has done something to greatly offend you.

wow, Logan is such a shit waffle!

Shit Waffle by EATSH!T December 27, 2017

shit waffle 

this is a derogatory term used for anyone who has commited any sort of offense against you

you sir, are a shit waffle

shit waffle by Tobs July 26, 2005

shit waffle 

used to describe someone so hot that you would let them shit on your waffle and you would still eat it

that chick is a shit waffle
DAYUMMMM LOOK AT THAT SHIT WAFFLE!

shit waffle by bmasriwd August 2, 2007

shit a waffle 

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

shit a waffle by teetiger October 19, 2008

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast 

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

shit-waffled 

A New Jersey term for when you are forced to sit between two assholes that you can't stand, (at a movie, on a bus, in a diner, etc.), on an oppressively hot day.

they stuck me between the two fat chics at the diner. i got shit-waffled...

shit-waffled by JerseyPuNk March 17, 2009