Definitions by teetiger

Gertie gapper 

Slang term originally used for a large twat, or vagina, but also used as an expression for anything large or impressive.

The only thing he could say when he first saw the Grand Canyon was "Good God, what a "Gertie gapper"!

Gertie gapper by teetiger October 20, 2008

bumfuk egypt 

The most remote, awful, backward, filthy, hostile place or town anyone can imagine; a location just this side of hell.

When they ran out of gas 50 miles from nowhere, one of the traveling guys exclaimed "My God, this place looks like "Bumfuk Egypt", there's nothing here but dead people and dog shit!"

bumfuk egypt by teetiger October 20, 2008

nit 

A louse, singular of lice, ie the term "nit picker": Someone so precise about others' faults they would sit for hours and pick all the lice off another person.

She picked lice off him down to the very last "nit".

nit by teetiger October 20, 2008

teetotally 

Absolutely final, To the end, Completely finished, Done to the last degree. The most and greatest possible;
Full to overflowing.

"She tickled me until I was "teetotally" exhausted."

teetotally by teetiger October 20, 2008

hurly burly 

Comical slang term description of the female body when moved in a sexy way to tempt a man, such as a girl doing a striptease.

"Lookit man, ain't her hips "hurly burly"...makes me drool!"

hurly burly by teetiger October 20, 2008

tit for tat 

A term made famous in a Jane Russell movie where she stands large- breasted between two cowboys. One cowboy says "You stole my horse so I stole your girl." The other cowboy answers "Yeah, tit for tat."

"I cut your grass and you wash my car, you know, "tit for tat"."

tit for tat by teetiger October 20, 2008

burma shave

A widely popular innovative brand of shaving cream sold in a jar or tube so it could be put directly on the face without mixing with a cup and brush. Famous for it's highway advertising using consecutive signs with catchy verses.
(Burma Vita company, 1930's- 1960s)

"If harmony is...
The thing... You crave... Get a tuba... Burma Shave"

"Passing schoolyards... Take it slow... Let the little...Shavers grow...BurmaShave

"Shaving brush...All wet and hairy...Trade it in...For sanitary... BurmaShave

burma shave by teetiger October 20, 2008