teetiger's definitions

fart harp

A small machine made of a rubber band, wooden sticks and a spool. The rubber band is put through the spool and the sticks are wound tightly on each end, creating tension. The user then sits on a wooden or metal chair with the fart harp under his butt. At the proper moment the "harper" leans to one side, allowing the fart harp to spin against the hard chair. This creates a loud farting noise.

He was thrown out of class for sounding a "fart harp" in the middle of the lecture.

by teetiger October 18, 2008

gang tickle

N or V- When a group of friends or enemies gangs up on a victim, either holds or ties them down so they are helpless, and tickle tortures them to a greater or lesser degree. In worst case a sadistic gang tickle may cause the victim to urinate, ejaculate, go into convulsions or pass out.

His worst fear was realized when his friends held him down to gang tickle him to death. (V)

She heard hysterical laughter and when she peeked in the window she witnessed a gang tickle. (N)

by teetiger October 16, 2008

ticklemax

Forced sexual climax in men and women brought on by subjection to prolonged tickling.

Tied up and helpless, he could only laugh hysterically while his friends tickled him on and on, until finally his straining manhood released in a gushing ticklemax.

by teetiger October 16, 2008

blue balled

Intentional arousal of a male almost to the point of release, but denying ejaculation for a prolonged time to greatly intensify the final climax. Used often in BDSM, female on male or male-on-male in gay sexual games. Standard in the male tickling fetish community, it produces prolonged, heavy ejaculation in the highly sought-after male "double orgasm".

After being tickled blue balled for an hour, his incredible orgasm made him pass out.

by teetiger October 16, 2008

nit

A louse, singular of lice, ie the term "nit picker": Someone so precise about others' faults they would sit for hours and pick all the lice off another person.

She picked lice off him down to the very last "nit".

by teetiger October 20, 2008

tickle maniac

Any person, adult or child, who is obsessed with or has a sadistic fetish for tickling others.

He was screaming with laughter because his friend, the tickle maniac, would not stop tickling him.

by teetiger October 16, 2008

shit a waffle

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

by teetiger October 19, 2008