drywalling

When you come on a girls chest, let it dry and then chisel it off.

I splooged on a girls chest last night and rather than wipe it off with a towel I decided to do some drywalling.

by Jeff Walling November 29, 2007

drywalling

to have sex with a female from behind, then proceed to RAM her head through the drywall before ejaculation

Last night i was drywalling betty, she was unconcious for four days.

by sizzlak December 7, 2006

drywalling

To masturbate without the aid of a lubricant or pornographic materials. In extreme circumstances, sandpaper will be placed between the subject's hand and his penis.

After spending the afternoon drywalling, Kevin found the crotch of his jeans coated in blood and semen.

by Dr. Jeremy Pendergrass May 15, 2011

drywalled

To buy drugs but instead receive a look-a-like substance. Comes from the practice of selling drywall to crack addicts during the crack epidemic.

Steve opened his bag of weed just to realize he had been drywalled and bought $20 worth of oregano.

by 56k March 15, 2011

drywall

v. The act of penetrating a female vagina when the latter is in a state of reduced lubrication. Penetration may result in penile and/or vaginal tearing.

Jason: "Sarah, you seem a little dry, should I slap on some lube"

Sarah: "Hell ya, I don't want you to drywall me!"

by terminal2 July 11, 2008

Drywaller

The act of a male nailing or stapling his penis to the inside of his own leg.

"What?! He really did the Drywaller? What a fucking dumbass!"

by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006

drywall

To commit the sexual deed of anal intercourse without the use of lubrication.

"Hey yo, I drywalled this dirty ho last night"

by Dil March 7, 2005