Guff

Over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.

Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.

"Never read the manual, it's usually just guff in twenty languages."

by Um Kazaar March 27, 2003

Guff

A stinky fart. Usually a quiet 'parp' sound, rather than a squelchy one.

"Ahh mate, did you just guff? That reeks!"

by McGee88 March 11, 2009

Guff

A Name Used To call Someone Special :)
all the warsopians use it !
A sound person whos allways up for a laugh :D
Someone whos allways there for you when you need them most!

A Sound Person or someone who will help you out, ahh mann thats a guff :)

by KirstieBabes; June 13, 2009

Guff

A term in Scotland used to describe a person from England.

That Guff cunts got a big mouth.

by Richard Head146 June 2, 2019

Guff

The fluffiest thing to ever live, likes long walks on the beach, drums, and princess castles

Guff is a really cool skin

by Gufflover26 May 27, 2021

Guff

A word to describe people who can’t close their legs. Always posting slaggy pics n sliding into boys dms 24/7.

That’s such a guff photo.
Ew she’s such a guff.

by YourAverageEssexGals May 21, 2019

Guff

The act of giving head

She guffs for free.

I'm guffing someone today.

by Dict.Tape November 27, 2017