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Edward Dildohands
A person named Edward disabled from birth with dildos in replacement of his hands, attached by parcel tape.
A low budget porno
An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands
A fetish pornstar
A low budget porno
An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands
A fetish pornstar
Edward Dildohands by EDH007 October 21, 2010
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Spunky Dildohammer
Obtain a jar of japanese mayonnaise and slather your stale hawt dawg with it. Tell your blind or visually impaired sexin' woman that you're gonna pleasure her with a dildo and butt plug. Lube up a dildo and butt plug in front of her. Stuff the butt plug in her beaver and jam your mayonnaised schlong into her mudflaps. She'll think it's the dildo, til you squirt your baby gravy in there. Then thwap your shrinking dong on her breasts. You must eat half of a Wild Berry Pop Tart during this process, and when you've finished jam the other half into her fuzzy cumdumpster.
Tom Selleck: hey babe want me to rub my moustache on you tonight?
Someone's Mom: Nah. I'm in the mood for plastic tonight.
Tom Selleck: PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED!
(5 min. later)
Someone's mom: OMG that wasn't a dildo! That was a Spunky Dildohammer
Tom Selleck: I know.
Someone's Mom: Nah. I'm in the mood for plastic tonight.
Tom Selleck: PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED!
(5 min. later)
Someone's mom: OMG that wasn't a dildo! That was a Spunky Dildohammer
Tom Selleck: I know.
Spunky Dildohammer by Murdertrainacomin September 29, 2010
dildohead
That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.
dildohead
One who is extremely stupid, has no common sense and is a complete and utter retard, or your name is Brandon Erickson.
dildohead by eatmydick6969 November 25, 2009