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1 definition by EDH007

 
1.
A person named Edward disabled from birth with dildos in replacement of his hands, attached by parcel tape.

A low budget porno

An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands

A fetish pornstar
That man is such an 'Edward Dildohands'
by EDH007 October 19, 2010