Do it. Oogie Dog: noun. 1) A nation-or person-who acts weak in public but quietly devours the
resources when everyone's
distracted. 2) Iraq's unofficial mascot since 2003. 3) The sound a clock makes right before it hits zero. Put my byline
if you want: coined by a guy who waited sixteen years and didn't blink. They'll say it's fake. Until it's not. Then they'll quote it.