Cuntgratulate 

Term used to convey deep respect and awe to an individual (male or female) that has gotten all up inside many cunts of various shapes, sizes and smells. Typically qualifies individual as a cunt connoisseur.

Sir I must cuntgratulate you on your epic tour of European countries. I can't believe you scored snatch in every single one of the countries you visited!

Cuntgratulate by The Masta Z July 29, 2013

cuntgratulations

congratulating someone whos being an obnoxious cunt about their success or achievements.

cuntgratulations on your new job, now could you please shut the fuck up about it.

cuntgratulations by Matt-jw May 15, 2016

cuntwatulated 

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"

Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.

cuntwatulated by Vinter April 22, 2008

congratulate yourself 

Self Masterbation.

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.

congratulate yourself by Monkey Time September 2, 2017

cuntgratulations

giving sarcastic praise for a female that is not in your sphere of influence for a counter-productive task.

Bob offered Brian's girlfriend cuntgratulations when she successfully cock-blocked him at the bar.

cuntgratulations by mongo61 January 23, 2009

Cuntgratulated 

1. The act of getting laid for a job well done. To receive sex, in leu of a gift or card.

When I got home from work last night, my wife cuntgratulated me on my promotion.

Cuntgratulated by Manthorn March 4, 2009

DO NOT CONGRATULATE 

What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway

I told You, DO NOT CONGRATULATE that idiot

DO NOT CONGRATULATE by BagOfGroceries April 8, 2018