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Cuntgratulate 

Term used to convey deep respect and awe to an individual (male or female) that has gotten all up inside many cunts of various shapes, sizes and smells. Typically qualifies individual as a cunt connoisseur.
Sir I must cuntgratulate you on your epic tour of European countries. I can't believe you scored snatch in every single one of the countries you visited!
Cuntgratulate by The Masta Z July 29, 2013

cuntgratulations

congratulating someone whos being an obnoxious cunt about their success or achievements.
cuntgratulations on your new job, now could you please shut the fuck up about it.
cuntgratulations by Matt-jw May 15, 2016

cuntwatulated 

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"
Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.
cuntwatulated by Vinter April 22, 2008

cuntgratulations

giving sarcastic praise for a female that is not in your sphere of influence for a counter-productive task.
Bob offered Brian's girlfriend cuntgratulations when she successfully cock-blocked him at the bar.
cuntgratulations by mongo61 January 23, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026