Butte County

A county where it has Paradise, Chico, Oroville, Lake Oroville, Bidwell Park, Big Chico Creek, Bidwell Mansion, Sutter Buttes, Cal State Chico, mountain lions, bears, deers, salamanders and et cetera. It is located in the Sacramento Valley and Sierra Nevada region in California. If you are an outdoor person, you will enjoy going outdoors in Butte County. One of the most popular everyday sport in the county is mountain biking. Also, one of the county's towns, Chico, had a good reputation as being a bike-friendly city. Other than cycling, you can go out for a walk or a run. Go to Bidwell Park; it will be nice to take a hike around a 3,600 Acre Park. If it gets too hot, swim in the nice huge Sycamore Pool or Lake Oroville or pool in the Wildcat Recreation Center. If you plan on taking a tour in Butte County, you will love it there.

San Joaquin Countian: Where you from?
Butte Countian: Butte County.
San Joaquin Countian: Man, there is almost nothing to do over there; all you guys do is party.
Butte Countian: Actually, we have more than just partying.
San Joaquin Countian: What?
Butte Countian: We have Bidwell Park, Lake Oroville, Feather River, CSU Chico, Paradise, Table Mountain, Sycamore Pool, buttes (if you know what it is), bears, mountain lions, deers, mountain biking, greenery (depending on the weather) and more. What do you guys have?
San Joaquin Countian: We have the largest inland port in California.. Huh.. Can you take me to Butte County some day?
Butte Countian: If and only you apologize.

Butte County by WHOEVER IT IS June 22, 2013

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Butt-fuck county

Butt-fuck county is a fictional area (or at least I hope and pray it is) in the middle of no where. May be used to describe a very rural and very sketchy area. Butt-fuck county generally lacks things like cell phone reception (to call the non-existant butt-fuck county sheriff), law enforcement (when your getting chased by a meth head farmer boy with a shotgun), and normal human beings. What it does have however are plenty of horse headed gal's, corn fields, trucks, farm animals, toothless "good ol' boys" and if you stop and roll the windows down (you probably shouldn't ever stop) you can often hear banjo's playing, if the sound of banjo's starts to converge from multiple directions you should promptly turn the hell around.

I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to New York faster and my buddy told me to roll down the windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.

Butt-fuck county by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 24, 2014

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Counter Butter

When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.

I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.

Counter Butter by AHamSandwich May 2, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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