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What doctors and more often physician assistants put up when someone with legitimate chronic pain has exhausted all other options aside from opioids; potent narcotic analgesics. The reason for it is usually the provider has been harassed by the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) into thinking they have some "quota" or max number of times they can write for opioids which is bogus.
The shield usually consists of blatant lies to patients such as:
"I actually can't prescribe narcotics..."
"There is too much of a risk of addiction with that product so I'm not going to prescribe it"
"Its too addictive"
"I'm not allowed"
Or commonly just a blank stare as they look at you as if you just asked for 900mg of heroin in tablet form simultaneously coming up with a way to avoid the topic. Ask any chronic pain patient how many times they've had to arm wrestle physicians for better quality of life.
The shield usually consists of blatant lies to patients such as:
"I actually can't prescribe narcotics..."
"There is too much of a risk of addiction with that product so I'm not going to prescribe it"
"Its too addictive"
"I'm not allowed"
Or commonly just a blank stare as they look at you as if you just asked for 900mg of heroin in tablet form simultaneously coming up with a way to avoid the topic. Ask any chronic pain patient how many times they've had to arm wrestle physicians for better quality of life.
John 19 years old had been a star power lifter and football player for 5 years, towards the end of his high school experience he herniated a disc in his neck resulting in severe weakness and shooting pain in both arms. After 12 months of pain management with full compliance and patience John showed little improvement in his pain levels despite trying everything his physician suggested. When he asked for something stronger his doctor accused him of being drug seeking and dismissed his requests. When John ended up with more pain he had to see his doctors physicians assistant since the doctor was too busy playing golf. The physicians assistant lied to John and told him "he could not prescribe pain killers", the PA obviously didn't have the balls to be upfront and John continues to suffer.
Earny 91 years old had been doing manual labor work for over 30 years and was hit by a car causing severe pain that could not be resolved with regular pain killers. His doctor refused to put him on MS Contin or any other pain killers citing the fact that he could become addicted. Even though Earny's health was rapidly deteriorating his doctor put his own agenda ahead of Earny's quality of life. Earny died a slow painful death which could have been eased with Morphine.
Narcotics are vital and legitimate aspects of medicine! Do not be an opiophobic shield to a better life for pain patients!
Earny 91 years old had been doing manual labor work for over 30 years and was hit by a car causing severe pain that could not be resolved with regular pain killers. His doctor refused to put him on MS Contin or any other pain killers citing the fact that he could become addicted. Even though Earny's health was rapidly deteriorating his doctor put his own agenda ahead of Earny's quality of life. Earny died a slow painful death which could have been eased with Morphine.
Narcotics are vital and legitimate aspects of medicine! Do not be an opiophobic shield to a better life for pain patients!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 25, 2011
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Person1: I just got a new BMW 3 series, I LOVE it!
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Person1: right...now I see what Mercedes Benz has been degraded to in the US.
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by CTU_FieldAgent200 August 29, 2010
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Nick: hey broski get a facebook so you can see all the chicks commenting on how hot you were in the football game
Myer: my ego won't let me get a facebook, its telling me I'm way too cool for it
Nick: cool. *he's too cool for facebook I wish my ego was that big*
Myer: my ego won't let me get a facebook, its telling me I'm way too cool for it
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by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 23, 2010
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by CTU_FieldAgent200 April 27, 2010
Get the Ear feces mug.The proper way to squat. Only girls and phaggots complain about this and if you think it kills your knees your just a pussy. Basically you go further pass parallel tell your ass is almost touching the ground ("grass"). This ensures you properly work all the muscles. And it looks way more bad ass. 225 ass to the grass or bust. Also known as ATG
Bob: *quarter squatting 225*
Frank: hey bob why don't you stop being a pussy and start squating ass to the grass *squats 315 ATG for ten reps*
Frank: hey bob why don't you stop being a pussy and start squating ass to the grass *squats 315 ATG for ten reps*
by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 22, 2010
Get the ass to the grass mug.Street name for clonazepam (brand name: klonopin). Basically the same potency of xanax but triple the half life making your usual xanned out experience longer acting or in my case not feeling like the world is collapsing 24/7. 0.5mg kpin = 10mg valium. kpins are bad ass and I suggest trying them but don't use them or opioids chronically unless you have a prescription in which case its fine because you have a solid source. Oh yeah and don't rapidly stop off kpins or xanax or other benzo's unless your like full blown seizures, double the anxiety you had before your doctor put you on the drug and of course the DT's like some alcoholic and other weird stuff.
Ever since I was introduced to benzo's I learned that pharmaceuticals aren't just sugar pills and that there are effective drugs....
k-pins are a life saver for people with chronic anxiety that have finally realized SSRI's are a pile or platypus shit for anxiety.
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by CTU_FieldAgent200 January 28, 2011
Get the K-pins mug.Sarcasm for regular tylenol....Of the Tylenol series contains the most paracetamol! A whopping 500mg!! Combined with nothing else! Liver damage and no pain relief! Recommended by 10/10 doctors too afraid to even prescribe 5 mg of codeine compounded with 1350mg of APAP and atropine for fear that surely everyone no matter there level of pain is out for some prescribed dope!!
Tylenol 0: 500mg APAP/0mg of codeine
Tylenol 1: 300mg APAP/8mg of codeine
Tylenol 2: 300mg APAP/15mg of codeine
Tylenol 3: 300mg APAP/30mg of codeine
Tylenol 4: 300mg APAP/60mg codeine
In reality APAP is far more toxic than any opioid. That is why they compound it with opioids so in order to get a buzz you have to consume copius amounts of Tylenol thus killing your liver in the process! For example lortab 5mg hydro/ 500mg APAP, in order to get high you'd need 15-20mg of hydrocodone for a decent buzz NO tolerance, you'd be consuming 1500-2000mg of APAP just to do that far over the FDA limit.
Drug addicts: scaring doctors from prescribing and preventing chronic pain patients from recieving relief!!
Tylenol 0: 500mg APAP/0mg of codeine
Tylenol 1: 300mg APAP/8mg of codeine
Tylenol 2: 300mg APAP/15mg of codeine
Tylenol 3: 300mg APAP/30mg of codeine
Tylenol 4: 300mg APAP/60mg codeine
In reality APAP is far more toxic than any opioid. That is why they compound it with opioids so in order to get a buzz you have to consume copius amounts of Tylenol thus killing your liver in the process! For example lortab 5mg hydro/ 500mg APAP, in order to get high you'd need 15-20mg of hydrocodone for a decent buzz NO tolerance, you'd be consuming 1500-2000mg of APAP just to do that far over the FDA limit.
Drug addicts: scaring doctors from prescribing and preventing chronic pain patients from recieving relief!!
Doctor: Break a pinky? Here's 4mg dilaudid and some percoset 5s with some T4s for breakthrough pain, also here some Valium for the stress breaking a pinky has caused as well as some soma for the spasms, I gave you unlimited 99 refills for all of those and if you need a diamorphine drip set up at home just call my pill pushing nurse practitioner!!!! Suffer from debilitating pain from a chronic illness? Uh take some Tylenol 0 (regular Tylenol) there's too many risks aka I'm too scared of the DEA ripping my liscence out of my hands through my asshole for prescribing any thing that is mildly addictive and even if you are in pain I don't care because it's not my problem!!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 9, 2010
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