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Something of a daily occurance, NCIS is a great show and it seams its so great that they have "Marathon's" almost everyday. Do not get sucked in as these last for 12-24 hours and you will get nothing done.
Person 1: I'm going to work on my project *walks into TV room* EWWW!!! NCIS Marathon! *Two hours later*: Shit I got nothing done!
In short don't get sucked in.
In short don't get sucked in.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 February 15, 2010
Get the NCIS Marathon mug.Doctor: The patient is seizing he could herniate his brain push 4 MG's lorazepam IV STAT!
Anesthetist: Yes sir pushing IV lorazepam now!
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Dude: Girlfriend is being a bitch today and won't hook up with me I need a beer STAT!
Broski: Right on it bro!
Anesthetist: Yes sir pushing IV lorazepam now!
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Dude: Girlfriend is being a bitch today and won't hook up with me I need a beer STAT!
Broski: Right on it bro!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 16, 2011
Get the Stat! mug.Only the greatest drink ever! If you manage to not die of fatal respiratory depression! The heath ledger is none other than champagne or any favorite alcoholic drink with 2mg of xanax, 15mg of oxycodone, promethazine (or benadryl if your a pussy), and if you can't sleep ambien (lol). The alcohol provides a base drunkness, the xanax creates further "blackout" so you can't remember the retarded shit you did on it, the oxycodone provides insane euphoria and pain relief from the stupid shit you do and the promethazine potentiates the former three! The ambien is for if you survive so you can sleep like a winrar and total bad ass saying "as if 4 controlled substances that all potentiate each other isn't enough I just added a 5th!". This drink is not FDA approved but if it were I would imagine our entire country would be dead and the remaining survivors leanin' pretty good. Think the G6 jet of cough syrup. If you can puff out a cough on this bad boy your an alien.
Fuck man that party was lame as shit so I grabbed my oxy and xanax and went diving through the kids grandma's medicine cabinet and whooped up the heath ledger, I don't remember anything from the past 24hours but I saw some video and apparently it was epic!
The Heath Ledger™ number one recommended drink for and by trolls!
The Heath Ledger™ number one recommended drink for and by trolls!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 April 22, 2011
Get the The Heath Ledger mug.When it comes to mafia, gang, black ops (not the fucking video game), and other shit the "trigger man" is the one who ties up the loose ends. A dirty job but the trigger man makes sure one whistle blower doesn't mess up a well planned operation, robbery, hit, etc. If you don't have the heart to be the trigger man, there will always be a bastard out there that won't bat an eye over doing it.
Example from "The Town", Man one is Jeremy Renner, and man two is Ben Affleck in a conversation.
Man one: You uh, check on that thing, the license?
Man two: Yeah, nothin', its a dead end. We are all set.
Man one: So no need to remove her from the equation?
Man two: What are ya a Trigger man now?
Man two: Just loose ends kid.
Man one: You uh, check on that thing, the license?
Man two: Yeah, nothin', its a dead end. We are all set.
Man one: So no need to remove her from the equation?
Man two: What are ya a Trigger man now?
Man two: Just loose ends kid.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 4, 2011
Get the Trigger man mug.Basically the better version of alcohol, also known as purple drank (yes drank), lean' and texas tea. You get some sprite or mountain dew then you get some jolly ranchers crush em' up throw em' in your choice of clear soda then you need some cough syrup, none of that DXM bullshit unless your looking to get spacy and trippy but that's not what sizzurps about. The cough syrup has to contain codeine w/ promethazine like the original formula or tussinex which is liquid hydrocodone with an antihistamine and is better than codeine. Some formula's below:
Original:
Codeine w/ Promethazine cough syrup
Clear sprite soda
Jolly ranchers
Retarded dumb-ass formula:
Over the counter DXM syrup
vodka
red-bull
Modern and enhanced version:
Tussinex (liq. Hydrocodone suspension 12hour release)
Mountain dew/any sprite flavor
Jolly ranchers if so desired.
The rolls royce of sizzurp:
OxyFast (liq. Oxycodone suspension)
Mountain dew
Jolly ranchers
Benadryl/Promethazine
Just like good ol' momma's recipe's there exist diversity amonst formulations.
Original:
Codeine w/ Promethazine cough syrup
Clear sprite soda
Jolly ranchers
Retarded dumb-ass formula:
Over the counter DXM syrup
vodka
red-bull
Modern and enhanced version:
Tussinex (liq. Hydrocodone suspension 12hour release)
Mountain dew/any sprite flavor
Jolly ranchers if so desired.
The rolls royce of sizzurp:
OxyFast (liq. Oxycodone suspension)
Mountain dew
Jolly ranchers
Benadryl/Promethazine
Just like good ol' momma's recipe's there exist diversity amonst formulations.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 April 23, 2011
Get the sizzurp mug.The emergency room is literally the worst place to be not because of the fact that you just crushed your entire hand and its gushing blood while a woman with a cold is rushed into a room with 3 Residents and an ER Doc but because you will literally see the scum of america.Usually you'll see a fat chick nursing a baby in clothes that really should have been left at home/never scene in public with, some random hobo in smelly shitty clothes, shanqiqi who is either bitching about her boyfriend on the phone or making up a story as to how there child "fell down the stairs" and managed to get a spiral fracture, crying baby that probably makes you want to go postal, tough lumbar jack like dude with like some insane injury just sitting there, drug seekers who "lost there MS Contin" and seam to do so on a regular basis or maybe its the guy who "accidentally spilled his Opana ER down a sour pipe", etc.
After waiting 7 and a half hours in front of a bunch of chuckle heads looking to score some dilaudid you get in and the doctor usually looks at you like your an alien. If its a broken limb you usually get a cast and a bottle of Vicodin. If you have some mysterious ailment you usually have 4 residents scratching there head while some half retarded physicians assistant who's "scene it all" explains that you just have a tummy ache. But this is not before they take a bunch of your blood, do random tests and give you enough radiation from the CT scan,MRI,Xray to give a child terminal cancer.
After waiting 7 and a half hours in front of a bunch of chuckle heads looking to score some dilaudid you get in and the doctor usually looks at you like your an alien. If its a broken limb you usually get a cast and a bottle of Vicodin. If you have some mysterious ailment you usually have 4 residents scratching there head while some half retarded physicians assistant who's "scene it all" explains that you just have a tummy ache. But this is not before they take a bunch of your blood, do random tests and give you enough radiation from the CT scan,MRI,Xray to give a child terminal cancer.
-After getting hit by a car while bicycling John crawled to the ER for over an hour with two broken femurs and structural damage to his femural artery. When he reached the medical twilight zone that is the Emergency Room he was told to take a seat while jimal and gramps were scene by doctors for stuffy noses.
-Shit I broken my arm...ah its off to the wonderful freak show that is the Emergency Room!!!
-Emergency Room: Saving the world from seeing its primary care doctor, Would you like some dilaudid with that?
-Shit I broken my arm...ah its off to the wonderful freak show that is the Emergency Room!!!
-Emergency Room: Saving the world from seeing its primary care doctor, Would you like some dilaudid with that?
by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 5, 2011
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Bob: *quarter squatting 225*
Frank: hey bob why don't you stop being a pussy and start squating ass to the grass *squats 315 ATG for ten reps*
Frank: hey bob why don't you stop being a pussy and start squating ass to the grass *squats 315 ATG for ten reps*
by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 22, 2010
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