Cuddle Muscle

When a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it's not fat, it's just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.

Fat guy: "hey there pretty lady, how are you?"

lady: "fuck off fattie"

Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."

by poopnaked May 9, 2013