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When a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it's not fat, it's just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.
Fat guy: "hey there pretty lady, how are you?"

lady: "fuck off fattie"

Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."
by poopnaked May 09, 2013

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