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crocodilia 

A term used to describe anything bad that occurs in your pathetic life.
I tried to make the honor role but some crocodilia occured and I became homeless.

crocodildo 

A crocodile that doesnt have a head and instead he has a dildo.
crocodildo by Lil Vexedly April 19, 2018

Crocodialing

When you pretend to text or call someone to look like you are occupied in an uncomfortable situation.
That party was terrible! I didn't know anyone so i was crocodialing all night.
Crocodialing by je77 May 8, 2010

Crocodiling 

When a guy goes down on a girl but is looking up at her while he is doing it, so all she can see are his eyes, like a crocodile poking its eyes out of the water.
"He kept crocodiling while going down on me and it totally ruined the moment because I couldn't stop laughing."
Crocodiling by opportunitybanana1 November 22, 2013

Crocodiling 

When a guy goes down on a girl and all she can see is his eyes from her point of view.
There was no Crocodiling the entire time he ate my taco.
Crocodiling by JTurc4 June 23, 2022

Crocodilio

A fierce reptile native to Latrobe, Pennsylvania, living in the swamps and creeks. They are part crocodile, part alligator, and part camen. Fully grown, they can be up to 10 feet long. Crocodilios hunt upon medium to large sized prey ranging from beavers to even humans. An encounter with one means almost certain death, for the first strike is deadly. One must be on high guard when entering their territory. Crocodilios are very stealthy creatures and often hunt in packs. Breeding season lasts from early May to late June. This is when it is most dangerous. These creature go away in hiding in late summer and hibernate during the cold Pennsylvania winters.
"Dude we better get out of here. I think I just saw a crocodilio."

Oh shit dude we don't want to get eaten by one!
Crocodilio by p8ntballermike August 14, 2010