Sarcasm

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it

"Hey dude, are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm perfect. Nothing could make this day any better than this giant platypus biting my side!"
"Oh, Ok then."
"I was using sarcasm you idiot!"

by FrozenLlamaPro December 29, 2014

sarcasmful

To be filled with sarcasm

That girl is sarcasmful and hilarious.

by *~*Jess*~* February 13, 2007

{sarcasm}

syntax used in emails, forums and instant messaging to indicate the start of a sarcastic tone thereby eliminating confussion for the reader. this should be used in conjunction with the {/sarcasm} operator to show the conclusion of the sarcasm.

the same style should be applied to other speech patterns when meaning can not be derived from text alone. other examples include {ball busting} or {grumble}.

NOTE: the prefered square brackets should be used whenever possible

{sarcasm}
when i see a Hummer driving down the road, i'm always sad because i know that their large, gas guzzling behemoth makes them happier and a far better person than i.
{/sarcasm}

by MrErlo July 11, 2006

*Sarcasm*

Sometimes added on the end of a written statement that is meant to be sarcastic, especially online. Sarcastic text can often be misunderstood since the reader cannot find an inflection or other indications of sarcasm.

Variants include -Sarcasm-, ~Sarcasm~, =Sarcasm=, <Sarcasm>, etc.

Ladiezzman29: dude don't fuckin mess i have all these ladiez in my bed rite now jusst waitin for me to come

DevotedRationale: Of course. We all know how you're such a huge pimp. *Sarcasm*

by ShAdOwZ March 16, 2009

>sarcasm<

the word inside the arrows are used to indicate 'sarcasm'
as there aint any sarcasm buttons on the internet/chat

friend on chat--"hey dont u think im the best!"
sarcastic friend on chat--">hmm sure u are<" (>sarcasm<)

"do u know whether the brad pitt is a guy"
">nah hes a fricken shemale<"

by >kiki k< October 22, 2009

[/sarcasm]

Usually used in message boards to denote that the statement you have just posted has a sarcastic tone. Comes from HTML code.

Wow, you are the best because you have a high post count./sarcasm

by Porn-O's June 11, 2006

Sarcasm

The brain's natural defence against the less intelligent.

Idiot: duDE! i just won the loudest person award :0
Not an Idiot: Wow, thats really impressive. (with sarcasm)
Idiot: yEah it iS!!

by Anonymous Sandu January 11, 2019