ShAdOwZ's definitions

æ

Character used in Latin a lot, and still is used in the archaic spellings of some words today. Most of the time, if you spell a word with æ when it doesn't need to be spelled that way, people think you're an uppity bastard.

egyptian -> ægyptian
fairy -> færie
anemia -> anæmia
hemoglobin -> hæmoglobin
hyena -> hyæna
medieval -> mediæval
pedophile -> pædophile
premium -> præmium
eon -> æon


"A mediæval pædophile ate a præmium ægyptian hyæna færie's hæmoglobin æons ago."

by ShAdOwZ March 25, 2009

Koq

Alternate spelling of "cock". Used when you're playing those arcade games and you set a high score and it asks you to enter your name but using only three letters (and presumably the other variants are already taken).

Jim: I just set this way high score on Time Crisis 4, now to enter my name...Shit, "cok", "coc", "coq", "kok", and "koc" are taken.

Joe: Dude, try "koq".

Jim: Good idea.

by ShAdOwZ February 17, 2009

Snorgtees

A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to Bustedtees and Noise Bot.

A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".

Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.

by ShAdOwZ December 18, 2008

wubwubwub

The electronic bass sound that is one of the hallmarks of dubstep music.

John: Bro! Do you hear that music?
Sam: Yea man! I love dubstep! Check out that sick wubwubwub bass!

by ShAdOwZ September 12, 2011

Honkey

An American derogatory slur for a white person, used mainly by black people in response to the infamous "nigger". Compare to "cracka".

Alternate spellings include "Honky" and "Honkie".

White guy: My tulips need more water. I have to keep them looking nice and fresh, you know.

Black guy: ...Shit, honkey, you gay.

by ShAdOwZ February 16, 2009

Niffa

Niffa basically is another word for "Friend".

For example: "Alex is my niffa."

by Shadowz August 12, 2013

I'm fine

1. The more polite way to say "No, get lost."
2. The general response to any question asking how you are doing or feeling.

1.
"HEY, JIM, WANT TO BUY MY EYEBALL?"
"I'm fine."

2.
"How're you doing?"
"I'm fine."
"What's going on with you?"
"I'm fine."
"How's life?"
"I'm fine."
"Jesus, can't you say anything else?"
"I'm fine."

by ShAdOwZ May 24, 2009