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48 Laws of Pimping 

(Noun)/noun/
1.These laws come from the book Pimpology; A "How To Pimp-A-Hoe" Book, in case the "p-i-m-p" forgets how.

2.To also benefit Po'tential prostitus as much to learn "Pimp game";explanation of the general philosophies of pimping.
48 Laws of Pimping

Purse First, Ass Last
Get a Name in a Game
Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em
Keep a Ho in Arrears
Prey on the Weak
When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends
Pimp the Game
Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
Learn the Rules
Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan
Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas
Ain’t No Love in this Shit
Pimp Like You’re Ho-less
Better a Turnout than a Burnout
Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say
Give Motivation and Inspiration
Get You A Bottom Bitch
Cop and Blow
Turn Ho Ends into Dividends
Get in a Ho’s Head
A Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-Destruction
Keep Hoes on Their Toes
A Ho Joins A Stable to Ruin It
Set the Trend
Grind for Your Shine
The Game is to be Sold, Not Told
Keep Your Game on the Low
Be a Leader
Play One Ho Against the Next
Prosperity over Popularity
Look out for Suzy Choosy
Turn a Tramp into a Champ
Bring Your People With You to theTop
Show Respect to Get Respect
Trust Nothing but the Game
Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted
Let a Ho Know
Wreck a Hater
Switch Up
Don’t Down ‘Em, Crown ‘Em
Keep Your Front Up Till You Come Up
Talk Shit and Swallow Spit
If You Can See It, You Can Be It
You Need Fire and Desire
Get Rid of the Word “If”
Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes
Pimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You Are
Don’t Believe the Hype
48 Laws of Pimping by Gigi Ette January 5, 2013
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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