A hairy ass. Jungle ass.
I've been getting a ton of swampass this summer; I gotta shave my assquatch to air things out a bit.
by Q dogg March 4, 2017
Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
by akendall October 6, 2009
Person 1. On the way over here this dick cut me off, almost caused a wreck, and had the nerve to flip me off!
Person 2. Sounds like a real assquatch
Person 2. Sounds like a real assquatch
by Marky-c January 1, 2013
Hey Alex, what happened to that girl you were with last night?"; "Idk man she disappeared... I took her home and this morning I woke up laying next to an Assquatch.
by Giggity52 November 21, 2010
dude i was gonna use that couch money for some beer and you spent it on laundry? way to be an assquatch
by iequalgenius February 1, 2011
by Ron Inkleman March 19, 2008
A person, typically male, who has more hair on his ass than on his head. An assquatch can also be a person with an unusually hairy ass.
by Hollywood Texas January 23, 2010