It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.
" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "
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A woman's Vagina
Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...
Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.
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A really fat hermaphrodite.
WTF. That thing looks like a Hermaphropotamus!!!
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Small breasts.
This chick I slammed last night had such a phat ass but she also had some mini titties.
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Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:
Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.
Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
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A large cock
"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"
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When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.
Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?
Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.
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