Similar to the male equivalent of the Rusty Trombone. However, when a girl does it, it appears as though she is a DJ spinning a record, all the while licking the other girl's asshole!
Dude, I watched some girl on girl porn last night, and one of the girls was playing the part of DJ Rusty Diddles!
by akendall July 12, 2009
by akendall September 13, 2009
Guy 1: Hey, what did you get up to yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
Guy 2: Oh, I went to the pool, and in the change room, I saw a really fat, hairy old man taking his trunks off and he had a fucking ASSQUATCH!.
by akendall October 06, 2009
Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.
Guy 1:
Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.
Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.
Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!
by akendall July 08, 2009
It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.
" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "
by akendall August 30, 2009
by akendall December 31, 2009
When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.
Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?
Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.
Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.
by akendall December 19, 2009