akendall's definitions

Wall Scraper

When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.

Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?

Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.

by akendall December 19, 2009

Beef Handle

A large cock

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

Cocknozzle

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.

Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!

by akendall July 8, 2009

Clam Knuckle

It's a cross between a Moose Knuckle and Clam Shell.

Fuck, that girl's pants are so tight, that I think her Clam Knuckle is going to rip right through them.

by akendall July 8, 2009

Sneizure

It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.

" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "

by akendall August 29, 2009

Scribble Patch

A mound of pubic hair.

Gross, I was looking through a Playboy from the 80's and she had a fucking scribble patch.

by akendall October 10, 2009

Choad Wart

It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.

Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?

Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.

Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.

by akendall October 20, 2009