akendall's definitions

Cocknozzle

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.

Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!

by akendall July 8, 2009

Muff It

When a female decides to not shave her pubic hair.

Guy: "Hey honey let's jump in the shower and you can give the ol' va jay jay a trim" Girl:" Naw, I think i'm gonna muff it this week"

by akendall February 21, 2009

Counting Change

It's when a man wears pants that are so tight, you can count the change in his pocket.

Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!

by akendall July 8, 2009

Sneizure

It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.

" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "

by akendall August 29, 2009

Scribble Patch

A mound of pubic hair.

Gross, I was looking through a Playboy from the 80's and she had a fucking scribble patch.

by akendall October 10, 2009

DJ Rusty Diddles

Similar to the male equivalent of the Rusty Trombone. However, when a girl does it, it appears as though she is a DJ spinning a record, all the while licking the other girl's asshole!

Dude, I watched some girl on girl porn last night, and one of the girls was playing the part of DJ Rusty Diddles!

by akendall July 11, 2009

Throat Pushups

A Blow Job

Guy 1: ''So, what did you and your girlfriend get up to last night?''

Guy 2: ''Oh, we just watched a movie, then I got her to do some Throat Pushups''

by akendall December 13, 2010