akendall's definitions

Sneizure

It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.

" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "

by akendall August 29, 2009

Muff It

When a female decides to not shave her pubic hair.

Guy: "Hey honey let's jump in the shower and you can give the ol' va jay jay a trim" Girl:" Naw, I think i'm gonna muff it this week"

by akendall February 21, 2009

Counting Change

It's when a man wears pants that are so tight, you can count the change in his pocket.

Dude, I saw a guy wearing pants that were so tight, I was literally counting change in his pocket...it was 69 cents!

by akendall July 8, 2009

Throat Pushups

A Blow Job

Guy 1: ''So, what did you and your girlfriend get up to last night?''

Guy 2: ''Oh, we just watched a movie, then I got her to do some Throat Pushups''

by akendall December 13, 2010

DJ Rusty Diddles

Similar to the male equivalent of the Rusty Trombone. However, when a girl does it, it appears as though she is a DJ spinning a record, all the while licking the other girl's asshole!

Dude, I watched some girl on girl porn last night, and one of the girls was playing the part of DJ Rusty Diddles!

by akendall July 11, 2009

Clam Knuckle

It's a cross between a Moose Knuckle and Clam Shell.

Fuck, that girl's pants are so tight, that I think her Clam Knuckle is going to rip right through them.

by akendall July 8, 2009

Choad Wart

It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.

Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?

Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.

Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.

by akendall October 20, 2009