Urban Dictionary: Author akendall

1.

A woman's Vagina

Girl: Oh honey, suck my tits...

Guy: Ok, but I'm going for the Squish Mitten right after.

by akendall December 30, 2009

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2.

It's when somebody sneezes so violently and so often, that it appears as though they are having a seizure.

" I watched my little cousin sneeze so many times last night, that I thought he was going to hit the floor and have a sneizure! "

by akendall August 29, 2009

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3.

A really fat hermaphrodite.

WTF. That thing looks like a Hermaphropotamus!!!

by akendall September 16, 2009

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4.

Small breasts.

This chick I slammed last night had such a phat ass but she also had some mini titties.

by akendall September 12, 2009

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5.

A large cock

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

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6.

When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.

Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?

Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.

by akendall December 19, 2009

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7.

An athletic hermaphrodite.

Wow, that track star is a real hermaphlete!

by akendall September 16, 2009

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