quoop

When a girl attempts to quietly and gracefully queef, but ends up pushing too hard and blowing poop chunks from her cooter.

Janice: Do you smell something?
Sherice: Yes, that was me. I just quooped and need some wet wipes to clean up.

by The Spy Who Quooped On Me December 4, 2012

Quoop

A vaginal poop that comes out slowly, when women are too tired to poop out of their anal hole.

dude! she just quooped all over the walls!

by Tiggleboy March 3, 2011

Quoop

When you're having vaginal sex with a woman while submerged (partially or completely), in a body of water and air bubbles are squeezed out of her nether regions.

*frenetic splashing sounds* "Hey! Air bubbles?!? That was a quoop. You quooped!"

by Mortechant June 14, 2015

quoop

ayo

oh, quoop!

by josjnjonv[onenronareon November 7, 2022

Quooped

When a small central girl named Agatha quoop takes your toilet paper, so you are forced to wipe your ass with q-tips.

Dam I got quooped last night

by Henry69420 October 16, 2020