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a saying meaning this something is the bomb!
Wow, this bitch is soooo quoo
quoo by Monica April 6, 2003
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quoof • quook • Quoop • quoo • quood • quooverd • quoob • quooche • Quoodlarion • quoodling
a top tier, queer theory-drenched, pornsick, cantankerous, science-denying, child-grooming degenerate with no regard for sexual morals or boundaries.

Doesn't bathe. Doesn't clean the room. Has rainbow-y hair. Thinks biological sex is fake. Browses kiddie porn. Fancies having sex with parents/siblings. Has feminist rape fantasies.
Judith Butler is the mother of all quoomers.
quoomer by Plasticinemoidcimer January 30, 2022
A combination of shook and quaking meaning ultimate surprise and fear
I'm quook, there are so many people here
quook by Quooking September 20, 2017

quooketh 

the combination of being shooketh and quaking
Penelope saw such a great film; she was quooketh.
quooketh by hey.its.penelope January 23, 2018

Quoodlarion 

Is an S.T.D that eats from the outside in. It affects the female vagina or the anal area of a male. This disease is mention to kill its victum within 2 days. There is no cure. It is only obtained by being raped. It's the side effect of a penis being rammed, or shoved in the vagina or anus of a raped victum aginst their will.
After Jenny told Tommy no sex. Tommy proceeded to have sex anyway if Jenny liked it or not. She was raped and diagnost with Quoodlarion.

-one who claims to be an intellect, but is really full of shit.

-one who claims to be logical simply by throwing the word logic repetitively in a conversation.

-one who thinks a theory is an opinion.

-one who misrepresent the facts in the form of their own opinion.

-one who cuts you off in the middle of a conversation and assert their own opinion, which has nothing to do with the original conversation.

-one who thinks a monologue is a conversation.

-one who mispronounces certain words over and over again even though they have been corrected many times.

-one who believes to be cultural is to mimic others.

-one who has no culture.

-one who has no standards.

-a non sequitor (a quood wouldn't necessarily know what this means).
A quood rhymes with the word hood.

See examples above.
quood by Exposing the Quood April 16, 2010
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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